"We, the sensible people of the United States, in an
   attempt to help everyone get along, restore some
   semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep our
   nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the
   blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our
   great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more
   time to ordain and establish some common sense
   guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden,
   delusional, and other liberal bedwetters.  We hold
   these truths to be self-evident: that a whole lot of
   people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so
   dim-witted that they require a Bill of No Rights.

   ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big
   screen TV or any other form of wealth.  More power to
   you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is
   guaranteeing anything.

   ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be
   offended.  This country is based on freedom, and
   that means freedom for everyone - not just you!
   You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a
   different opinion, etc., but the world is full of
   idiots, and probably always will be.

   ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free
   from harm.  If you stick a screwdriver in your eye,
   learn to be more careful, do not expect the tool
   manufacturer to make you and all your relatives
   independently wealthy.

ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food
   and housing.  Americans are the most charitable
   people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in
   need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing
   generation after generation of professional couch
   potatoes who achieve  nothing more than the creation
   of another generation of professional  couch potatoes.

   ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health
   care.  That would be nice, but from the looks of public
   housing, we're just not interested in public health care.

   ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically
   harm other people.  If you kidnap, rape, intentionally
   maim, or kill someone, don't be surprise if the rest
   of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.

   ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the
   possessions of others.  If you rob, cheat or coerce
   away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be
   surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you
   away in a place where you still won't have the right
   to a big  screen color TV or a life of leisure.

   ARTICLE VIII: You don't have the right to demand
   that our children risk their lives in foreign wars
   to soothe your aching conscience.  We hate oppressive
   governments and won't lift a finger to stop you from
   going to fight if you'd like.  However, we do not
   enjoy parenting the entire world and do not want to
   spend so much of our time battling each and every
   little tyrant with a military uniform and a funny hat.

   ARTICLE IX: You don't have the right to a job.
   All of us sure want all of you to have one, and will
   gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you
   to take advantage of the opportunities of education
   and vocational training laid before you to make
   yourself useful.

   ARTICLE X: You do not have the right to happiness.
   Being an American means that you have the right
   to pursue happiness - which by the way, is a lot
   easier if you are unencumbered by an overabundance of
   idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused
   by the Bill of Rights."

   If you agree, we strongly urge you to forward this to
   as many people as you can.  No, you don't have to, and
   nothing tragic will befall you should you not forward
   it.  We just think it is about time that common sense
   is allowed to flourish - call it the age of reason
   revisited.

Oh yes one more thing.. ALGORE now has a Governing Legal Authority, its
called the Bush Administration.